26 Oct 2010 Ferado

SupermanAxl & Average Penile Length


We all know about Google, right? Google offers a lot of free services, and one in particular for SEO – Webmaster Tools. Now, I use Google’s Webmaster Tools occasionally to see how things are going with my site, and to make sure I don’t have any mistakes with my SEO. Typically things are good, and I get to see what terms people are searching with to get to my site.

Imagine my surprise when I saw what the number one search query was that people type in Google to find my site. Can you guess? I was shocked to find out.

And the answer is: average penile length.

Wow. Who would have guessed it :)

It finally dawned on me as to why I was showing up for this. The reason being, I posted an article, What Google thinks about being average, back in January of 2010.

Please, keep up the good work and continue to find my site by searching for average penile length.



30 Jun 2010 Ferado

Joke: The difference between bad insurance, and good insurance

A pretty girl forwarded this joke to me via a text message. It made my day so I felt like I should share it with my fans. I hope you enjoy it :)

A wealthy hospital benefactor was being shown around the hospital. During her tour she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating furiously.

“Oh my GOD!” screamed the woman. “That’s disgraceful! Why is he doing that?”

The doctor who was leading the tour calmly explained, “I’m very sorry that you were exposed to that, but this man has a serious condition where his testicles rapidly fill with semen, and if he doesn’t do that at least five times a day, he’ll be in extreme pain and his testicles could easily rupture.

“Oh, well in that case, I guess it’s okay,” said the woman.

As they passed by the very next room, they saw a male patient lying in bed while a nurse performed oral sex on him.

Again, the woman screamed, “OH MY GOD! How can THAT be justified?”

Again the doctor spoke very calmly, “Same illness, better insurance.”

29 Jun 2010 Ferado



I just came across this video from Digg or something. It really gave me a giggle so I thought I’d share it with my fans. It’s kind of long, if you don’t have the time, just watch the first minute or so and then skip to the last couple minutes and you won’t miss anything important.