She left the condoms on the bed after she got naked, topless & nude for another man. Ted Cruz could possibly be the baby daddy.
What the fuck do you do when you get writers block? What’s the cure? You have something you need to write about, but you don’t know what to write. It’s ridiculous. Why doesn’t the brain just work?
In my quick Google as I’m trying to figure out what to write about for something other than this blog post, here are some solutions:
1. Skip the first 2. I’m not married to my results and I’m not comparing myself to other writers. Who would do that? Skipping reje
2. Okay, the blog I read was total crap. None of those are things that work. Write everyday? I do, and I have writers block.
3. Solution: just fucking write man. Do what you can do and just fucking write.
Google doesn’t always come through for you. I find it easier to overcome writers block by first, writing about anything, and then load up on monster. Finally, take a poop. Because it’s all just shit anyway ;)
The above photo of Chris Mathews walking home from the White House (where he goes regularly to suck penis). He looks refreshed, doesn’t he? Now take a look at the following video.
Please get upset when you read this. Chris Mathews is fucking crazy.
Chris Mathews has lost his fucking mind. Either Obama’s penis has some kind of mind altering effect, or Chris Mathews has gone mad.
Did you ever think maybe the reason you have so many leftovers is because your cooking sucks? And then you end up sending me home with it? Fuck you.
A teacher asks her class, ‘If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and
you shoot one of them, how many will be left?’
She calls on little Ralphy.
He replies, ‘None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot.’
The teacher replies, ‘The correct answer is 4, but I like your
Then little RALPHY says, ‘I have a question for YOU.
There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream:
One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream.
The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone.
The third is biting off the top of the ice cream.
Which one is married?’
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, ‘Well, I suppose the one
that’s gobbled down the top and sucked the cone.’
To which Little RALPHY replied, ‘The correct answer is ‘the one with
the wedding ring on,’ but I like your thinking.’
LITTLE RALPHY ON MATH
Little RALPHY returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.
‘Why?’ asks the father?
‘The teacher asked ‘How much is 2×3,” I said ‘6’, replies RALPHY.
‘But that’s right!’ says his dad.
‘Yeah, but then she asked me ‘How much is 3×2?”
‘What’s the f…… difference?’ asks the father.
‘That’s what I said!’
LITTLE RALPHY ON ENGLISH
Little RALPHY goes to school, and the teacher says, ‘Today we are going
to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a
RALPHY says ‘Mas-tur-bate.’
Miss Rogers smiles and says, ‘Wow, little RALPHY, that’s a mouthful.’
Little RALPHY says, ‘No, Miss Rogers, you’re thinking of a blowjob.’
LITTLE RALPHY ON GRAMMAR
Little RALPHY was sitting in class one day.
All of a sudden, he needed to go to the toilet.
He yelled out, ‘Miss Jones, I need to take a piss!!’
The teacher replied, ‘Now, RALPHY, that is NOT the proper word to use
in this situation.
The correct word you want to use is ‘urinate.’
Please use the word ‘ur-i-nate’ in a sentence correctly, and I will
allow you to go.’
Little RALPHY, thinks for a bit, and then says, ‘You’re an eight, but
if you had bigger tits, you’d be a TEN!’
LITTLE RALPHY ON GRAMMAR
One day, during lessons on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands from those who could use the word ‘beautiful’ in the same sentence twice..
First, she called on little Suzie, who responded with, ‘My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it.’
‘Very good, Suzie,’ replied the teacher. She then called on little
Michael…my mummy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully.’
She said, ‘Excellent, Michael!’ Then the teacher reluctantly called on little RALPHY.
‘Last night at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was
pregnant, and he said ‘Beautiful, just fucking beautiful!”
LITTLE RALPHY ON GETTING OLDER
Little RALPHY was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another.
After the 6th one a man on the bench across from him said, ‘Son, you
know eating all that candy isn’t good for you. It will give you acne,
rot your teeth, and make you fat.’
Little RALPHY replied, ‘My grandfather lived to be 107 years old.’
The man asked, ‘Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?’
Little RALPHY answered, ‘No, he minded his own fucking business.
I LOVE Little RALPHY!!!!!
At least he looks cool doing it.
I’m sorry, but this amuses me. Found this one on Digg’s Weekly Top Diggs or something like that. I usually find some funny shit on Digg.
We all know about Google, right? Google offers a lot of free services, and one in particular for SEO – Webmaster Tools. Now, I use Google’s Webmaster Tools occasionally to see how things are going with my site, and to make sure I don’t have any mistakes with my SEO. Typically things are good, and I get to see what terms people are searching with to get to my site.
Imagine my surprise when I saw what the number one search query was that people type in Google to find my site. Can you guess? I was shocked to find out.
And the answer is: average penile length.
Wow. Who would have guessed it :)
It finally dawned on me as to why I was showing up for this. The reason being, I posted an article, What Google thinks about being average, back in January of 2010.
Please, keep up the good work and continue to find my site by searching for average penile length.
I just can’t stop laughing when I watch this video.
You’ll be impressed with this one. The girl turns somewhat bangable by the end of the video. Impressive.